all float on okay...

it's okay:

...if your migrane is accentuated by the theme song of your favorite show -- enough to make you change the dvd.

...if your drugs make you loopy enough to sit grinning like a big cheshire cat for nearly an entire day.

...if you want eat your body weight in carbs after having barely any appetite all week.

...to scream out "i want those butt shoes!" at your roommate after seeing that stupid reebok commercial a billion, million times.

...to see double (again due to the meds) and then make a pirate face (one eye closed) for long periods of time.

...to claim you're "gonna go all nancy drew on those fools!" on the people harassing her roommate.

...to stare aimlessly into the fridge dreaming of eating a donut, pizza, fettuccine alfredo, garlic bread, a bagel and schmear, and a whole gallon of peanut butter cup ice cream.

...to call in sick to work when you're actually sick ... even if you still feel a little guilty for it. {not okay for both of your doctors to peg you as a "workaholic".}

...to have weird dreams about being in disneyland and then beg your friends to take you right that very second.

...to call the post office names after they try to drop your package off -- only once -- and then make you select a time to pick it up. sorry mailperson .. i couldn't run down the stairs in 2 seconds.

...to watch youtube videos over and over to make you laugh.

...to debate buying your own desk chair so that you have one that won't throw your back all outta whack.

...to not take your muscle relaxers after they knock you out for a consistent 18 hours and cause blurred vision and excessive sweating.

...to get a little quite ticked at the fact that your doctor prescribed said meds despite your insistence that your life is too active to be out for the count for .. several days.

...to envy the secretary because at least she gets christmas off.

...to really really really want a donut.

...to wish there was some kind of bed trade in program which would let you trade yours for a bigger one.

...to make a list like this one because you can barely think. 

...to watch SNL reruns and laugh hysterically.

i die. "i was like yesss i wanna bake cookies on your stomach..." hahahah. oh man.

"then why does he sparkle like a princess's tiara?!"

i hope you're all having a lovely weekend.
xoxox.